if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
(via freakingyou)
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
(via chrisssy88)
