May 2013
130 posts
izzielosthermind:
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
sir-pyllero:
hankler-fish:
blainestorm:
ckweek:
squidkneee:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize...
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)(lol here!)
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
sherlockian-rhapsody:
gallifreyansquid:
thegirlincendio:
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
bluewhenskiesaregay:
when i find myself in times of trouble
the boys from fun. come to me
speaking words of wisdom
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥'...
waffsgov:
ask-bellaromano:
askdarkstorm452:
uroboros1:
phew guys calm down.
Plz someone send a heart
don’t be shy.
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
